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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Short sheet her bed.
How about just cut the bitch?

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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Wait till its her time of month then drop all her tampons and shit into the full tub, then go for a drive for a few hours?

Or pour powdered milk into her bed. When she sweats at night(turn up the thermostat for better results) her pores will open up and absorb the milk. After a few days the milk will rot in her pores.
What if she takes a shower?
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by F22B Prelude
What if she takes a shower?
Not much of it will come out in the shower. Not all of your pores will open up then.
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Wait till its her time of month then drop all her tampons and shit into the full tub, then go for a drive for a few hours?

Or pour powdered milk into her bed. When she sweats at night(turn up the thermostat for better results) her pores will open up and absorb the milk. After a few days the milk will rot in her pores.
i still have to hang out around her, so no.

i'll just cut her brake lines.
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:21 AM
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Contact explosive can do wonders.

:crazyr: Contact explosive + tampons/pads = Winnar!!
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Contact explosive can do wonders.

:crazyr: Contact explosive + tampons/pads = Winnar!!
i was wondering why you're so.. odd. then i realized you live in spokane. :hsughr:
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by HondaHoney
i'll just cut her brake lines.
That's really the only logical thing you can do. Unless you prefer to beat her with a shovel.
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Hambone
That's really the only logical thing you can do. Unless you prefer to beat her with a shovel.
both? :dunno:
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by HondaHoney
i was wondering why you're so.. odd. then i realized you live in spokane. :hsughr:
Don't remind me...
I'm coming to your side of the state next week though. I don't get a spring break..:sad:
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Old Mar 15, 2006 | 11:25 AM
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I had cold pizza, garlic breadsticks and pepsi for breakfast.
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