Post your favorite 'Yo Momma' or fat jokes here.

I can't remember any good ones from Jr. High..

 

yo mama so stoopid, she wanted to know the letter after X, so i said Y, she said, "oh i just wanna know."

 

yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
yo momma's like a light switch, everyone turns her on.
yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma's so fat she jumped off the curb and got stuck.
yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
yo momma's so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a head lock.


I'm sure I could come up with a lot more. These are just the few that I could think of. I haven't really thought about these in like 10 years... I used to know a ton of them when I was in middle school. They used to be pretty funny :chuckles:

 

So fat she's got more chins then a hong kong phone book
So stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone compagny
Yo mama is so fat you can't see her legs it just looks like she's
gliding across the floor....

 

Your momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your momma's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this..."Illinois, Michigan, Ohio..."
Your momma's so fat, her belt size is Equater

 

omg....i feel like im back in middle school.....

 

yo momma's so fat, when she slid down a rainbow skittles popped out.
yo momma's so fat, her blood type is rockey road.

 

Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper.
Yo mama's breath is so stank, you can smell it over the phone.

 

yo mama so fat, if she was made of brick, she'd be the great wall of china.

 

you mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.