yo momma's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
yo momma's like a light switch, everyone turns her on.
yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo momma's so fat she jumped off the curb and got stuck.
yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
yo momma's so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a head lock.


I'm sure I could come up with a lot more. These are just the few that I could think of. I haven't really thought about these in like 10 years... I used to know a ton of them when I was in middle school. They used to be pretty funny :chuckles: