long before that happens, the molten iron core of the earth will congeal and solidify, significantly reducing the strength of earth's magnetic field, which in turn, will cause the atmosphere as we know it to slowly leak off into space.

 

The Man will come around:

And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts, And I looked and behold: a pale horse. And his name, that sat on him, was Death. And Hell followed with him.

 

I think I'll just take the conservative approach and go with the sure thing.

In a few billion years, the sun will near the end of it's life cycle, swell up to become a red giant and engulf all the way to mars. Maybe even further.

 

when she starts gaing weight again.. she willeat earth ftl

 

Hanes tighty whities will kill off the human race. Infertility rates will increase after each generation until there are no more people left to make babies Then the apes will take over until their version of the NBA takes off and one of their star players starts to promote the same underwear that killed off the ancestors of their genetically cloned pets, the humans.

 

sweet.

 

silly dave. we can simply send astronauts to these asteriods to drill into em and blow em up

 

fo sheezy. i dont wanna miss a thang

 

Nuclear bomb ftL

 

:chuckles:

Yes, things will be just fine when we crack a 5 km long rock into two 2.5 km rocks, without really changing the trajectory of either. :noes: