Do you blame me?
02-05-2006, 12:47 PM
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Do you blame me?
Ok so I tried to hook up with my brothers girlfriends friends last night. But I got there too late and they were already involved with other guys. Well there was one remaining girl who was hagard. I thought nothing of it at the time. But when the lights were off and the alcohol consumption increased, she followed me to the floor in the other room where I was laying. I was there because I wanted to avoid her.
Well, she started getting all cuddly and what not and then started unbuckling my pants and Im like "Well, nobodys around, I cant see her, so its just a mouth." I didnt say one word, didnt even touch this monster, and the next thing you know, shes giving me a hummer. I have to admit, she was good at what she did. Really good. Heres the best part....after I violate her mouth, I pretend like Im supposed to be at this mandatory tenns practice at 7am (its not 6:15am). I tell her to hold on, I have to step outside and call my buddy for a ride. I fake start talking to someone......open the door....and never went back. I called my friend who lived down the street to come pick me up, which she did.
I feel like an ass, but trust me, had you seen the chick, ewwww weeeeeee she was bunk. The end.
Well, she started getting all cuddly and what not and then started unbuckling my pants and Im like "Well, nobodys around, I cant see her, so its just a mouth." I didnt say one word, didnt even touch this monster, and the next thing you know, shes giving me a hummer. I have to admit, she was good at what she did. Really good. Heres the best part....after I violate her mouth, I pretend like Im supposed to be at this mandatory tenns practice at 7am (its not 6:15am). I tell her to hold on, I have to step outside and call my buddy for a ride. I fake start talking to someone......open the door....and never went back. I called my friend who lived down the street to come pick me up, which she did.
I feel like an ass, but trust me, had you seen the chick, ewwww weeeeeee she was bunk. The end.
02-05-2006, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by JoePoonani
good stuff. hey if its a girl...a mouth is a mouth. the fat ones are the best at it though :chuckles:
And yes, her throat was painted.
