Ok so I tried to hook up with my brothers girlfriends friends last night. But I got there too late and they were already involved with other guys. Well there was one remaining girl who was hagard. I thought nothing of it at the time. But when the lights were off and the alcohol consumption increased, she followed me to the floor in the other room where I was laying. I was there because I wanted to avoid her.

Well, she started getting all cuddly and what not and then started unbuckling my pants and Im like "Well, nobodys around, I cant see her, so its just a mouth." I didnt say one word, didnt even touch this monster, and the next thing you know, shes giving me a hummer. I have to admit, she was good at what she did. Really good. Heres the best part....after I violate her mouth, I pretend like Im supposed to be at this mandatory tenns practice at 7am (its not 6:15am). I tell her to hold on, I have to step outside and call my buddy for a ride. I fake start talking to someone......open the door....and never went back. I called my friend who lived down the street to come pick me up, which she did.

I feel like an ass, but trust me, had you seen the chick, ewwww weeeeeee she was bunk. The end.