morning crew?
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
Hambone tells me cages works wonders. :hs: Without his kiddy cage, his weekends would be ruined.
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Originally Posted by swaggs21
:lmfao:
I can make him one, so it looks good when guests are around, and functional when they are not.
So when guests are over and the kids are bad, all he has to do is point at the box, and the kids automatically behave. The guests will call it the "Magic Box"
I can make him one, so it looks good when guests are around, and functional when they are not.
So when guests are over and the kids are bad, all he has to do is point at the box, and the kids automatically behave. The guests will call it the "Magic Box"
Originally Posted by Hambone
True story. We have one of those metal gates up so the kiddos stay out of the kitchen. I hook a car battery up to it so if they touch it they get zapped. 

don't you think the Optima Yellow Top was a bit much?
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Originally Posted by Hambone
True story. We have one of those metal gates up so the kiddos stay out of the kitchen. I hook a car battery up to it so if they touch it they get zapped. 

I have already decided that for the first 5 years of life all children should be required to wear a dog training collar, so when they do something you dont like, hit the button.
Bet they dont do that shit again.....
Originally Posted by bluetwo
Kids can be a pain sometimes. But they rely on us to give them guidance. Not shock the shit out of them. 

What better guidance than pain.... They learn really fast for some reason....
some slut was tailgating me badly in rush hour traffic. She was drinking coffee, putting on makeup, and messing with a cellphone ... all while coming within millimeters of my bumper for a good 10 minutes.
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:madr:
Originally Posted by e3NiNe
some slut was tailgating me badly in rush hour traffic. She was drinking coffee, putting on makeup, and messing with a cellphone ... all while coming within millimeters of my bumper for a good 10 minutes.
:madr:
:madr:
Originally Posted by bluetwo
Some chicks are just completely insane when it comes to driving.
i brought it up with one girl and she really watches how close she is now, i dont have the balls to tell the rest :hs:


