sometimes I fart, and I think it was a shart, but it was actually just a fart.

 

You have to check to see if something came out and when you realize nothing did you're releived, but then it hits you that you just had to check your pants sot see if you shit yourself and that good feeling goes away.








Edit~ Imagine if a chick sharted on a date or something...

 

Shawn knows the story...I won't get into details h:

 

Now you know why it's called a SURPRISE!!

 

turtle head ftw

 

"I've got a turtle head pokin' out...it's squidgy!" hnoes:

 

you guys must have some loose bumholes because ive never sharted h:

 

i can predict those, i go to push slightly and then if it feels as if something else would come out other than gas, i abort h:

 

:awais: <~~~~your bumhole sending messages to your brain "abort, abort"

 

sauce farts