Originally Posted by Black2KGSR
sometimes I fart, and I think it was a shart, but it was actually just a fart.
You have to check to see if something came out and when you realize nothing did you're releived, but then it hits you that you just had to check your pants sot see if you shit yourself and that good feeling goes away.
Edit~ Imagine if a chick sharted on a date or something...