[SPOILER="my first thoughts"]holy fucking shit kate beckinsale you are so fucking hot i want to fuck the shit out of your vampiric slutty ass body and make you scream my name while blood drips down your neck[/SPOILER]

*ahem*

okay, now that i got that out of the way... so i just came back from the theaters, and i must say that this movie is by far one of the BEST movies of all time. why? let me make a nice formatted list thanks to advanced features:

[spoiler="the top 10 list"]

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Sex involving Kate beckinsale
3. Kate Beckinsale is a vampire
4. Nude Kate Beckinsale
5. King Kong style head ripping
6. Spinning blade fatality
7. Vampire sex
8. Sex involing vampires
9. Close up on Kate Beckinsale
10. Three way vampire sex

[/spoiler]

I believe it should be nominated and win best movie of the year for 2006.


And :sqfawk: the other UW thread

 

nakedness? what did it show?

 

and those are the reasons to nominate a movie for best of the year

Weaksauce

 

it didnt show shit...and the movie sucked donkey balls.

 

he's piqued my interest h:

 

some vampire bitches bewbs for a couple seconds... then she died... and you saw her bewbs as some dude carried her down to the dungeon, all in all it was alright considering i never saw the first one...

oh and kate beckinsale was naked, no bewbs or vag but still a pretty steamy ass scene, would've gotten edited for TV

 

Oh yeah that scene was so steamy. It looked like he was trying to poke her in the belly button. h:

I didn't see the first one, and I had no clue who the dude with the wings was or why the hell he was chasing them until he finally transformed back into his human form. Then I was like, "ohhhh, he's the dude from the little shit in like the 12th century before the credits!"

So basically, the movie has the exact same plot as Constantine except instead of half-demons and whatnot it's vampires and wherewolves, and if you try to figure out what's going on before about halfway through the movie you'll be rather confused, and the budget is a lot lower than Constantine and in general has none of the coolness from that movie unless you're a Kate Beckinsale groupie.

 

I had no fucking idea what was going on with the plot.

Kavikgold's spoilers sum it up. h:

 

Sorry to say this, but this movie sucked.

1. KB was nude, but it was mostly covered and you can't see shit.
2. Storyline was good, but execution was horrible. The scenes didn't mesh too well.
3. Lame and cheesy lines like Blade 3.....grr

There's more, but I will spoil the movie more that it already is right now....let's just say I was disappointed.

And yes Mike....he was poking her bellybutton HAHAHAHA

 

I liked it. It wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be. If you're confused by the story you just didn't pay close enough attention.