[SPOILER="my first thoughts"]holy fucking shit kate beckinsale you are so fucking hot i want to fuck the shit out of your vampiric slutty ass body and make you scream my name while blood drips down your neck[/SPOILER]

*ahem*

okay, now that i got that out of the way... so i just came back from the theaters, and i must say that this movie is by far one of the BEST movies of all time. why? let me make a nice formatted list thanks to advanced features:

[spoiler="the top 10 list"]

1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Sex involving Kate beckinsale
3. Kate Beckinsale is a vampire
4. Nude Kate Beckinsale
5. King Kong style head ripping
6. Spinning blade fatality
7. Vampire sex
8. Sex involing vampires
9. Close up on Kate Beckinsale
10. Three way vampire sex

[/spoiler]

I believe it should be nominated and win best movie of the year for 2006.


And :sqfawk: the other UW thread