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The White Man's Burden
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Better Than Canada!
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We Hereby Close the Peter Braunstein Case
Guy #1: ...So he killed himself.
Guy #2: Wow.
Guy #1: Yeah. But at least he gave her gonorrhea first.
--Palladium elevator, East 14th Street
Guy #1: ...So he killed himself.
Guy #2: Wow.
Guy #1: Yeah. But at least he gave her gonorrhea first.
--Palladium elevator, East 14th Street
Better Than Canada!
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From: Baltimore, MD
This one made me :chuckles: too
He's Feeling You Out, Dude
Guy #1: So my daughter saw me peeing the other day and says, "Daddy, what's that?" And I say, "Penis." And she's like, "Peanuts?" And I'm like, "No, penis!" And she's like, "Peanuts!" And I'm like,
"pe-nis!" And she's like, "pea-nuts!"
Guy #2: Why are you holding your arms out when you say "penis"?
--Heartland Brewery, 6th Avenue
Overheard by: GeeGoo
Guy #1: So my daughter saw me peeing the other day and says, "Daddy, what's that?" And I say, "Penis." And she's like, "Peanuts?" And I'm like, "No, penis!" And she's like, "Peanuts!" And I'm like,
"pe-nis!" And she's like, "pea-nuts!"
Guy #2: Why are you holding your arms out when you say "penis"?
--Heartland Brewery, 6th Avenue
Overheard by: GeeGoo