He's Feeling You Out, Dude

Guy #1: So my daughter saw me peeing the other day and says, "Daddy, what's that?" And I say, "Penis." And she's like, "Peanuts?" And I'm like, "No, penis!" And she's like, "Peanuts!" And I'm like,
"pe-nis!" And she's like, "pea-nuts!"
Guy #2: Why are you holding your arms out when you say "penis"?

--Heartland Brewery, 6th Avenue


Overheard by: GeeGoo