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Old Nov 25, 2005 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by PacificDude
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a Lickalotapuss?
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Old Nov 25, 2005 | 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by PacificDude
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A Lesbian dinosaur?
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Old Nov 25, 2005 | 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by janiVI
a Lickalotapuss?
Yes, but the joke is not for you :gtfo:

j/k (but still, RB26DETT should have a chance to guess since he asked for jokes )
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 12:51 AM
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Two cops walk past a doughnut shop......



What?
It could happen!
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 04:27 AM
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Three men are walking along the beach, a mexican, an african american and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The mexican says, "I wish that all my mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The mexican disappears. The genie turns to the african american. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my african brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guys disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the spicks and blacks are gone from america?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by spankaveli
Three men are walking along the beach, a mexican, an african american and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The mexican says, "I wish that all my mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The mexican disappears. The genie turns to the african american. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my african brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guys disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the spicks and blacks are gone from america?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."
the funny man!
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Old Nov 26, 2005 | 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by spankaveli
Three men are walking along the beach, a mexican, an african american and a white dude. They find a bottle and when they rub it, out pops a genie. The genie grants them all one wish. The mexican says, "I wish that all my mexican brethren and me could be transported back to our native homeland and we could all be happy there.'
Poof! The mexican disappears. The genie turns to the african american. "And what is your wish?"
"I wish that all my african brothers and I can all go back to our motherland and be happy and free."
Poof! The black guys disappears. The genie turns to the white guy. "And what is your wish?"
The white guy looks thoughful. "Are you telling me that all the spicks and blacks are gone from america?"
The genie nods. "Oh, in that case then, I'll have a coke."
:lmfao: i need to watch it again now
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