Friend 1 gets wasted for the first time, throws up multiple times, passes out.

Friend 2 gets wasted for the umpteenth time along with some chhhweed. Earthquaked, passes out, and then wakes up a few hours later.

Friend 3 gets buzzed and hookahs for the first time.

Me: driver. That doesn't mean I didn't do anything tho. Our party started at 1p.m.

 

i woke up, jacked off, then had dinner

 

went to class
went back to sleep
went to work
came back and ate
did nothing for the last 8 hours

 

went to work
went to bonefish for dinner
went to sleep
woke up and drove home
went back to sleep