Friend 1 gets wasted for the first time, throws up multiple times, passes out.

Friend 2 gets wasted for the umpteenth time along with some chhhweed. Earthquaked, passes out, and then wakes up a few hours later.

Friend 3 gets buzzed and hookahs for the first time.

Me: driver. That doesn't mean I didn't do anything tho. Our party started at 1p.m.