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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:21 PM
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but back on topic, I'd donate sperm. For real. I'd be a good candidate too.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:24 PM
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Just donate a testicle for $10,000.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraFanatic
Just donate a testicle for $10,000.
Or a kidney for 10k..I'd personally rather donate a kidney....
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:25 PM
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But nah on topic though...i would gladly donate sperm for $100...that can be my transformers fund.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MarshyTheKid
Or a kidney for 10k..I'd personally rather donate a kidney....
I think I'm going to start my own testicle garden, mad profit y0.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:42 PM
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http://www.ihr.com/infertility/provider/spermbank.html
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by AcuraFanatic
Just donate a testicle for $10,000.
Can I buy it if you throw in a kidney? h: :chinablackmarket:
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 01:25 PM
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Flush them down the toilet or sell them?

Sell them, ftw.
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 94civicEX
Flush them down the toilet or sell them?

Sell them, ftw.

I'd only donate them if I can find a way to make them die immediately after I left the bank h:

But on a serious note, I wouldn't since I won't know who'll turn out to be my kids and such.......and what if my Real family kid will end up marrying my donated one.........:eek4:
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Old Nov 9, 2005 | 02:25 PM
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If you already have kids and are planning to get fixed, can you sell the family jewels since you're disabling them anyways? DADDY WANTS A SWAP, REBUILD, AND TURBO KIT.
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