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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TeggerLS
yo mama's teeth is soo yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
hahaha :chuckles: I liked that one
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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I just have to say :lmao: to this thread
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:04 PM
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james, can you give me your sisters' email addresses again?
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:07 PM
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if i hit both james sisters at the same time... and left a video of it in the DVD player for him to mistakenly come across, do you think he would be able to hunt me down?
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by 93EXaccord
if i hit both james sisters at the same time... and left a video of it in the DVD player for him to mistakenly come across, do you think he would be able to hunt me down?
please stop talking about my girlfriend that way.
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by TeggerLS
Move to NJ for a while, guaranteed shit-talking skills, or you'll regularly get your ass kicked.

Sometime's instead of talking shit you just suprise them with a quick right hook, usually shuts them up. I love the faggot pushing matches some guys do, if you push me my next move is to put you on the floor...pushing is for pussies.

give us an example of something someone has said to you...and your current response.
push me... see what happens :chuckles:

but yea... like someone said in the beginning...

"BITCH... shut the FUCK up!" usually works real weel... but then when they say what are you going to do about it, you have to say something like "If you DONT shut up i'mma knock you the fuck out bitch!"....

Then you usually have to follow up though... otherwise you've been punked out.
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:11 PM
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as long as your not in the room stopping me, its fair game
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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James's mama must be smoking hot if she gave birth to his sisters!
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 02:08 PM
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IMO, smack-talking isn't really something that can be taught.
Nor is it something where you can fabricate responses in advance.
It's an art.. one that relies upon the situation and particularly upon mental agility.

What do I do?

Talk down to them like the contemptable little pissants they are.
While they're dumbfounded and fumbling about for a dictionary, I go about my business. h:
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Old Nov 8, 2005 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™
IMO, smack-talking isn't really something that can be taught.
Nor is it something where you can fabricate responses in advance.
It's an art.. one that relies upon the situation and particularly upon mental agility.

What do I do?

Talk down to them like the contemptable little pissants they are.
While they're dumbfounded and fumbling about for a dictionary, I go about my business. h:
bwhaha, your not only smack talking them, your teaching them new words.
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