Originally Posted by TheOtherDave™
IMO, smack-talking isn't really something that can be taught.
Nor is it something where you can fabricate responses in advance.
It's an art.. one that relies upon the situation and particularly upon mental agility.
What do I do?
Talk down to them like the contemptable little pissants they are.
While they're dumbfounded and fumbling about for a dictionary, I go about my business.
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bwhaha, your not only smack talking them, your teaching them new words.