:ugh::ugh: :eekno: Helllll no..

 

i think ur body is running rich . should get ur body tune and ur exhaust checked

 

I'm a noodle of course... who are you? :driving:

 

Looking at your post history on the forums here I would say you aren't going to last long. Chill with the flaming and you may just be around for a little while.

 

My name is Ryan, but you can call me your biological father.

 

i consider myself healthy, and shit ~3x a day

 

it means your body cant diget those fake food you have been eating. actually, it should be a violation of human rights to eat those type of food.

often called "genetically engineered foods".

taco bell accidently fed a couple of people food contaminted with the starlink corn which wasnt approved for human consumption.

they basically tested it out on us to see if what type of reaction they would get.

it is not outlawed by the govt to eat starlink corn.

its basically a cheaper alternative to natural corn, but makes your body work 20x harder to digest it.

causing people to die faster and become fatter. basically look like a hippo.

 

i usually only shit once maybe twice a day... but i think medically you are "supposed" to have 3 bowel movements a day.

I thought your body didn't digest corn which is why corn comes out hole when you shit...

 

You've been eating more fiber, which is good for you.

You're probably cleaning out your colon a bit with the increased fiber intake which is making you feel uncomfortable.

After that's passed you should just notice bigger and longer bowel movements as well as them being more frequent. 2x a day is normal.

 

Corn, lettuce, and I hear celery is hard for the body to digest.
I know cows only digest 1/6th of the nutritional properties of corn though.