So, I walked by this "homeless" couple about a block from my office while I was coming back from lunch. It took me aback because they looked pretty clean and what not. However, what had me chuckling was their sign. I wish I had my camera. It read in neat, block letters:

"Spare Change Cuz We Are Totally Awsome (then in smaller print) and totally homeless"

If I had change, I would have given it to them for cleverness and making me laugh.

 

yea I gave a homeless guy a couple bucks cause he was holding up a sign that said

"Please Help, I Need Beer"

 

Donations for psychadelic research

in the Haight, San Francisco

 

I saw one 'Please give! I'm sober, ugly, and homeless!'

 

i was getting off the freeway and a guy had a sign that said something about being hungry, so i gave him my leftover burrito.

 

"Will take insults for money."

 

"WiLL whore honda-acura.net for money"