So, I walked by this "homeless" couple about a block from my office while I was coming back from lunch. It took me aback because they looked pretty clean and what not. However, what had me chuckling was their sign. I wish I had my camera. It read in neat, block letters:

"Spare Change Cuz We Are Totally Awsome (then in smaller print) and totally homeless"

If I had change, I would have given it to them for cleverness and making me laugh.