I choked the life out of my gf's bro a few weeks ago h:

 

y'd u choke ur own gf's bro??

 

Er, stuff I won't mention....but...

Only time it's fun is in HOCKEY. I'm a small 5'10 guy but the adrenaline rush made me fight a 6'4 defenseman who had at least 70 pounds on me because he called me a chink. I got the first punch after tossing off his helmet (he wore it like a baseball cap w/the visor) and a few thereafter, but fortunately before I got destroyed our enforcer came to my aid.

Another time a guy tried to hit me from behind on purpose (very very bad) so I got so mad I tried to knee him (very bad) but ended up hip checking him. He was yelling profanities on the ice so I jumped on top of him and pound pound.

Nothing to be proud of-- fighting dirty, but it's better than losing. Best part about it, your only penalty is a game misconduct. No jail time if you stop when the refs say so.

 

even his fam doesn't like 'em.

 

last fight was last semester...kid sucker punched me in the head....but he hit the hard part so I was like...ow...so I turned and broke his nose. I didnt mean/want to fight, I was just chillin...turns out later his boy pointed to some other guy next to me and he got confused and thought I was talkin shit...oh well..

 

Actually, I got in a "fight" not too long ago. Not this past weekend but the one before that.

After the bars, me and some buddies were going to play a game of poker. We were walking along and came upon some random people who were about to start a fight. I just wanted to give em a wide berth and not get involved.

My buddy Nick though, I guess he knew one of the kids who was tryin to get in the fight, and proceeded to put the guy in a full nelson so as not to get in the fight. He thought the kid was chilled out enough, and then let him go.

At this point the kid went berserk. Big surprise. Just running around tryin to punch anyone and everyone he can lay his eyes on. Nick started to try and run up to him and calm him down. I had to hold Nick back because I really didn't want to get into any fights. There was a poker game to be played.

So I was standing there holding Nick back, and this kid just started running up on me. I was standing there trying to hold back Nick and at the same time I'm yellin at the kid, "you don't know me man, just chill, back off," stuff like that. I still had my arms out holdin back Nick, and I saw the kid running at me like he's in slow motion. I dunno what I did, maybe leaned into the punch or something, but he clocked me right in my cheek bone and I just stood there and took it.

I looked this kid straight in the eye and calmly told him, "Okay fawker, you just hit me with everything you got and I'm standin right here in front of you. I don't wanna fight you but if you wanna go then let's have at it." The damn kid just ran away.

Finally after all that, Nick and I arrived at the house to play poker. Everyone else had been there a long time ago. Someone asked me where the hell we went to. I just said, "oh I was just busy getting punched in the face."

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the other night me n my friend were looking for our friend's car and these guys were in their ricers "pounding" their music and a couple of them stepped out and yelled "OH! Try Come Over HERE!" I started walking over and my friend stayed. i was ready to start bouncing and cussin'. then i see a couple of my classmates step out and tell the guy we were cool. :rofl: my friend told me after that if we were gonna fight he would push me down and run away.

 

umm..your friend sounds like somebody I wouldnt be friends with...

 

he was just joking, i would beat him up anyway. i was takin' him home. he wouldn't be able to run far either, he was wearing lugz.

 

8th grade

5 guys surrounded me talking shit. i knew they wouldnt just let me go, so i rushed at one of them, pinned him against the wall, and gave him a beating he'll never forget. in the end, i got fucked up pretty bad h:. at least i hurt all of them though.