don't be like mike, be like michael jackson and get into his danger zone. He'll be gone

 

that'd either make him go away, or make him murder me.... you have to understand this guy is a raging redneck. Everything he says is "fkukin' this, and god damn that." He refers to pretty much any noun as "thuh bitch!"

Its all just entertainment, until you see that crazy-ass look in his eye. I think if I hit on him, he'd probably break into my house and kill me in my sleep.

 

keep giving him cheap beer until he pukes and passes out

 

makes me think of my retarded neighboor. For some reason ive always called him ravioli. Anyways he used to follow my mom around when she was mowing the lawn hed be like "ah! you missed a spot, oops! you missed a spot!" He doesnt do that anymore. Now he makes fun of my integra, says his dads ford escort is better and keeps bitching about how I mow the lawn.Once he was so annoying I told him to fuck off...kinda feel bad about it now

 

haw!

this guy's name is Randy, but he can't even pronounce his own name... he calls himself "wandy"

 

I would make fun of you, but I feel bad that you have to deal with that.

 

such compassion!