that'd either make him go away, or make him murder me.... you have to understand this guy is a raging redneck. Everything he says is "fkukin' this, and god damn that." He refers to pretty much any noun as "thuh bitch!"

Its all just entertainment, until you see that crazy-ass look in his eye. I think if I hit on him, he'd probably break into my house and kill me in my sleep.