wowzers...what i night!! how about you?
my friend phil came up from NE philly and went out with my friend who brought his old roommate. we went to West Chester which is full of bars (college town) AND lots - i mean LOTS - of hot women.
i bring my full bottle of Absolut Kurant and we chug it in the car in the parking garage.
first bar: met up with a girl my friend and i know from college. she was turning 22 that night. yay. 4 beers, 2 shots of jager in 1.5 hours. feeling good.
second bar: PACKED with hot girls all over. at this point we met up with a girl and her roommate & friend who i've known most of my life. i buy her friend a drink and this girl is then all over me. we are RIGHT in front of the stage where the band is playing and she is grabbing the edge of the stage with her hands and RAMMING her ass into my crotch. the aZn kid with us was already drunk on 1/5 what i had to drink. this girl invited me to a party she is having next weekend
after the 30 minute drive, i hopped into the MR2 and drove my friend phil back to my house where we both slept off the booze. yet i'm still feeling some dizziness.
HIYO!
i bring my full bottle of Absolut Kurant and we chug it in the car in the parking garage.
first bar: met up with a girl my friend and i know from college. she was turning 22 that night. yay. 4 beers, 2 shots of jager in 1.5 hours. feeling good.
second bar: PACKED with hot girls all over. at this point we met up with a girl and her roommate & friend who i've known most of my life. i buy her friend a drink and this girl is then all over me. we are RIGHT in front of the stage where the band is playing and she is grabbing the edge of the stage with her hands and RAMMING her ass into my crotch. the aZn kid with us was already drunk on 1/5 what i had to drink. this girl invited me to a party she is having next weekend

after the 30 minute drive, i hopped into the MR2 and drove my friend phil back to my house where we both slept off the booze. yet i'm still feeling some dizziness.
HIYO!
Originally Posted by LT6916
my friend phil came up from NE philly and went out with my friend who brought his old roommate. we went to West Chester which is full of bars (college town) AND lots - i mean LOTS - of hot women.
i bring my full bottle of Absolut Kurant and we chug it in the car in the parking garage.
first bar: met up with a girl my friend and i know from college. she was turning 22 that night. yay. 4 beers, 2 shots of jager in 1.5 hours. feeling good.
second bar: PACKED with hot girls all over. at this point we met up with a girl and her roommate & friend who i've known most of my life. i buy her friend a drink and this girl is then all over me. we are RIGHT in front of the stage where the band is playing and she is grabbing the edge of the stage with her hands and RAMMING her ass into my crotch. the aZn kid with us was already drunk on 1/5 what i had to drink. this girl invited me to a party she is having next weekend
after the 30 minute drive, i hopped into the MR2 and drove my friend phil back to my house where we both slept off the booze. yet i'm still feeling some dizziness.
HIYO!
i bring my full bottle of Absolut Kurant and we chug it in the car in the parking garage.
first bar: met up with a girl my friend and i know from college. she was turning 22 that night. yay. 4 beers, 2 shots of jager in 1.5 hours. feeling good.
second bar: PACKED with hot girls all over. at this point we met up with a girl and her roommate & friend who i've known most of my life. i buy her friend a drink and this girl is then all over me. we are RIGHT in front of the stage where the band is playing and she is grabbing the edge of the stage with her hands and RAMMING her ass into my crotch. the aZn kid with us was already drunk on 1/5 what i had to drink. this girl invited me to a party she is having next weekend

after the 30 minute drive, i hopped into the MR2 and drove my friend phil back to my house where we both slept off the booze. yet i'm still feeling some dizziness.
HIYO!
you drink, you drive, you spill
Hung out with like 10 people and all went to a shitty club where I was the only white guy.
But me and the asian dood got hit on the most and some girl put her ass on our heads. It was funny in the moment...
But me and the asian dood got hit on the most and some girl put her ass on our heads. It was funny in the moment...
on friday night I got WAAAAAAYYYY drunk... much more than usual, like blacked out for 4 hours, and drove from my house to the one I'm house-sitting at one town over. Nothing happened, thank god, but I'm still beating myself up for it. I haven't done that in a LONG time, and it wasn't even like a concious decision... it just sorta happened.:ugh: I woke up the next morning in Superior, and was like "WTF, how did I get here?!?!?" Apparently I drunk dialed the local starbucks about 20 times and the local sex-shop about 5 times... and supposedly propositioned the uber-gay guy there.
The funny thing is, when I got here, apparently the garage door opener didn't work, so I had to squeeze in through the dog door, which is like 11"x20", and bruised the shit out of my shoulder.
So last night I just chilled. I think I'm gonna see if I can lay off the booze until next weekend. :a:
The funny thing is, when I got here, apparently the garage door opener didn't work, so I had to squeeze in through the dog door, which is like 11"x20", and bruised the shit out of my shoulder.
So last night I just chilled. I think I'm gonna see if I can lay off the booze until next weekend. :a:


