my friend phil came up from NE philly and went out with my friend who brought his old roommate. we went to West Chester which is full of bars (college town) AND lots - i mean LOTS - of hot women.

i bring my full bottle of Absolut Kurant and we chug it in the car in the parking garage.

first bar: met up with a girl my friend and i know from college. she was turning 22 that night. yay. 4 beers, 2 shots of jager in 1.5 hours. feeling good.

second bar: PACKED with hot girls all over. at this point we met up with a girl and her roommate & friend who i've known most of my life. i buy her friend a drink and this girl is then all over me. we are RIGHT in front of the stage where the band is playing and she is grabbing the edge of the stage with her hands and RAMMING her ass into my crotch. the aZn kid with us was already drunk on 1/5 what i had to drink. this girl invited me to a party she is having next weekend

after the 30 minute drive, i hopped into the MR2 and drove my friend phil back to my house where we both slept off the booze. yet i'm still feeling some dizziness.

HIYO!