bastard.


I was taking a piss the other day in a urnial, and there were about 6 other open ones. A guy walks in, takes the urinal RIGHT next to me (I was way on the right), and goes.

Bathroom etiquette states that you take the farthest away urinal... right next door is only fine when it's packed.

 

Urinal, trough, dividers or no, business still needs to be taken care of. Going to a stall or holding it seems totally unnecessary. So what if Joe blow homosexual sneaks a peek? As long as he doesn't reach over and give it a tug, who cares?

That said, I agree with urinal math as stated earlier, but only until it becomes impossible due to crowding. Waiting when there is an open urinal is retarded.

 

I wont shit if someone else is even in the bathroom at all h:

 

Neither will I.

 

me 3

h:

 

I love how other men crowd all up on the urinal just cuz they're so unsecure in their masculinity. Fuck that I don't want somebody's pube's or piss getting up on my threads. I stand like 8" back, you wanna look...enjoy the view m'frs.