Hey man the next urinal is free, I ain't gay!
wtf goes here?
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From: Charlotte, NC
One time I was at a urinal in a restaurant. THe urinal next to me was occupied. Out of the corner of my eye I see a kid, maybe 6-7 years old, come in. He walks behind me and I assume he's going into the stall behind me. I finish up and start to zip, take a step backward (ONE STEP), and step right on this kid who was waiting directly behind me. The kid goes down and I nearly land on top of him, with my cac still hanging out.
WTF kid? There's all kind of room in this bathroom, including two empty stalls, and you stand so close behind me that I have to run over you in order to get away from the urinal?
WTF kid? There's all kind of room in this bathroom, including two empty stalls, and you stand so close behind me that I have to run over you in order to get away from the urinal?
When I went to MEPS at the beggining of the Month to enlist...we had to do a urinalysis. No walls or anything between the urinals, there's a giant mirror that goes across the top of the wall so the people giving the test can make sure you're not cheating (by cheating I mean using other urine you brought with you to pass). I swear there was a guy there that was gay. All day he was staring at me, and when we had to piss he got the urinal next to mine. I could just feel his eyes on my junk. The only thing allowing me to piss was the fact that I hadn't pissed all morning...and I woke up at 3:30am and took the urinalysis at like 9.
The deer had to die!
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From: Fussa, Japan
Sounds like an excuse to be a child molester
When I went to MEPS at the beggining of the Month to enlist...we had to do a urinalysis. No walls or anything between the urinals, there's a giant mirror that goes across the top of the wall so the people giving the test can make sure you're not cheating (by cheating I mean using other urine you brought with you to pass). I swear there was a guy there that was gay. All day he was staring at me, and when we had to piss he got the urinal next to mine. I could just feel his eyes on my junk. The only thing allowing me to piss was the fact that I hadn't pissed all morning...and I woke up at 3:30am and took the urinalysis at like 9.
When I went to MEPS at the beggining of the Month to enlist...we had to do a urinalysis. No walls or anything between the urinals, there's a giant mirror that goes across the top of the wall so the people giving the test can make sure you're not cheating (by cheating I mean using other urine you brought with you to pass). I swear there was a guy there that was gay. All day he was staring at me, and when we had to piss he got the urinal next to mine. I could just feel his eyes on my junk. The only thing allowing me to piss was the fact that I hadn't pissed all morning...and I woke up at 3:30am and took the urinalysis at like 9.
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One time I was at a urinal in a restaurant. THe urinal next to me was occupied. Out of the corner of my eye I see a kid, maybe 6-7 years old, come in. He walks behind me and I assume he's going into the stall behind me. I finish up and start to zip, take a step backward (ONE STEP), and step right on this kid who was waiting directly behind me. The kid goes down and I nearly land on top of him, with my cac still hanging out.
WTF kid? There's all kind of room in this bathroom, including two empty stalls, and you stand so close behind me that I have to run over you in order to get away from the urinal?
WTF kid? There's all kind of room in this bathroom, including two empty stalls, and you stand so close behind me that I have to run over you in order to get away from the urinal?
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Be good
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From: Sloppy onshore junk.
Man, you guys are really worried about something. I dont give a damn. If you want to look at my weiner, go for it. If you like my weiner, ask me questions outside. Just let do my business. If you want tips on how to manage your weiner, again, I'd love to disclose, just meet me outside the peeing ureuh.
