Originally Posted by JGordon

One time I was at a urinal in a restaurant. THe urinal next to me was occupied. Out of the corner of my eye I see a kid, maybe 6-7 years old, come in. He walks behind me and I assume he's going into the stall behind me. I finish up and start to zip, take a step backward (ONE STEP), and step right on this kid who was waiting directly behind me. The kid goes down and I nearly land on top of him, with my cac still hanging out.

WTF kid? There's all kind of room in this bathroom, including two empty stalls, and you stand so close behind me that I have to run over you in order to get away from the urinal?