:hugglez:

Did you ever hear the story of how the Sikh got the turban?

 

vat?

 

I'm sorry :hugglez: @:-)

 

panchode

 

holy ****ing sulle di rundy, we hit 5 pages.

 

This Indian dude had recently got married, so being horny as hell he kept wanting to bang his wife. Well his wife wanted nothing of it and told him to entertain himself in other ways. So he made a hole in the wall and started screwing that, after all a hole is a hole. The bad part about his hole in the wall was that it was really jagged so his pee pee kinda got banged up and he had to wear a bandage on it. Anyway the next time he banged his wife his bandage kinda got left inside her, until nine months later when she gave birth to a little boy who now was wearing a nice little turban on his head.

 

that's why my name on bmw boards and halo is FobbishM3 h:

 

thats my excuse h:

 

So you are implying your daddy will f*ck anything with a hole.

 

i think im not going to get out of this one