Originally Posted by axemansean
This Indian dude had recently got married, so being horny as hell he kept wanting to bang his wife. Well his wife wanted nothing of it and told him to entertain himself in other ways. So he made a hole in the wall and started screwing that, after all a hole is a hole. The bad part about his hole in the wall was that it was really jagged so his pee pee kinda got banged up and he had to wear a bandage on it. Anyway the next time he banged his wife his bandage kinda got left inside her, until nine months later when she gave birth to a little boy who now was wearing a nice little turban on his head.