Ok, so I drove to the store today on my lunch break to pick up lunch for my office. I smell something funkay, so I'm desperatly trying to figure out what the hell the smell was ( I later found out, it was the clam chowder I just purchsed)... when I see this big dog within inches of my car.
I slammed on the breaks and I guessed I scared the hell out of him, but he laid down. I got out of my car and started to cry (thinking I hit the damn dog) and he gets up and runs up to me, like nothing happened. Bastard.
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wow.

 

Yeah.
HAVE U EVER HIT AN ANIMAL BEFORE?
I was more worried for my car.

 

i hit a small dog once and it got so scared it crapped on my rims

 

I shouldnt laugh.
i really shouldn't

 

:lmao:

 

I've hit a small pers...er..dog before :rick:

 

No you squished it out of him you fawker.

 

A bird flew into my windshield when i was driving..and i cried. I swirve to miss animals...

 

I'd cry if an animal hit my car, poor paint job and its a bitch to clean up.