Ok, so I drove to the store today on my lunch break to pick up lunch for my office. I smell something funkay, so I'm desperatly trying to figure out what the hell the smell was ( I later found out, it was the clam chowder I just purchsed)... when I see this big dog within inches of my car.
I slammed on the breaks and I guessed I scared the hell out of him, but he laid down. I got out of my car and started to cry (thinking I hit the damn dog) and he gets up and runs up to me, like nothing happened. Bastard.
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