interesting scenario im put in :rick:
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From: Mexico, by Jaymar
Originally Posted by DC2
I forgot to put the cap on my choloform last nite.....so i am not strong enough.
time and time again, I tell you...pour chloroform on napkin, close bottle, THEN ask said victi...er... date if the napkin smells like chloroform.
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From: Mexico, by Jaymar
Originally Posted by DC2
But you knoooow I can't wait around, I just want it then and there! Why do they slap me so early in the date?
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Originally Posted by The Deeklander
well, remember.. if you hang out with your wang out too early, they'll suspect something.
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From: Scranton, PA
Originally Posted by The Deeklander
no such thing at the mall where he works. Worst case scenario is that she works in the food court, but every time I have been to the mall, most of the girls are aiight. 
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From: Miami Beach. FL
Originally Posted by DC2
this um 'lady friend' and i were comparing scars in her car the other nite. she pulled down her pants and showed me her thigh scars, my g-unit got a little too excited considering i was staring uuuh 'past' her thigh direct at her yeah so uh i had to think of "an old naked lady on a cold day" before I pulled down my pants