A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where

she selected

a half-gallon of 2% milk,

a carton of eggs,

a quart of orange juice,

a head of romaine lettuce,

a 2 lb. can of coffee,

and a 1 lb. package of bacon.



As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt

to checkout, a drunk standing behind her watched as

she placed the items in front of the cashier.



While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the

drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."



The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,

but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition,

since she was indeed single.



She looked at her six items on the belt and saw

nothing particularly unusual about her selections

that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital

status.



Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well,

you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on

earth did you know that?"



The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

:rofl:

 

HAHAHAHA! very funny! maybe thats why i am single

 

new to me :bigok:


-laughing-

 

Hahaha, didn't see that coming actually. I could picture a drunk do that. and say it like "Cause... Cause you're UGLY! ha heh ha...... heh"

 

:rofl: that was good

 

*snortlaughsnort*

Good one!

 

that was so random. it was great.

 

the version i always heard goes like this..

woman unloads of bunch of single serve items onto the conveyor belt. as the cashier is ringing everything up, he says, "hmm, you must be single.."

woman replies with, "yes, i am! how did you know? because of my groceries?"

cashier replies, "no, because you're f'in ugly."

why else go through the detail of listing her crap? someone f*cked it up by trying to sound smart.. :loco:

 

Reno, I think the detail of what she purchased only makes the joke more funny because it throws off what you would expect to be the drunk's reasoning. I also think it's funnier with a drunk, because as most know, you say some funny shit when you're drunk h: