the version i always heard goes like this..

woman unloads of bunch of single serve items onto the conveyor belt. as the cashier is ringing everything up, he says, "hmm, you must be single.."

woman replies with, "yes, i am! how did you know? because of my groceries?"

cashier replies, "no, because you're f'in ugly."

why else go through the detail of listing her crap? someone f*cked it up by trying to sound smart.. :loco: