Dear young stunners in your dad's caddy..
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Bootyologist (__i__)
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Dear young stunners in your dad's caddy..
I was driving down 64 East last night on my way home at about 75mph in the fast lane of a 3 lane highway when I see your improperly adjusted headlights come up behind me. Thank you for keeping the proper 2inches away from the rear of my bumper and riding me as if I was supposed to move out of your way on an empty highway. Those two lanes to the right of me were very inviting to you but you just kept on pushing me. I got over not to let you by..but to see what the f### your problem was. I come to find two 16yo stunners driving from the back seat of their daddies caddilac. Next time you should pull over to the side of the road like I asked you to. 
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Originally Posted by EriksShadow
Stunnaz!! Blang blang!
Should tapped on your brake pedal a little... just enough to make the light come on. :rick:
Should tapped on your brake pedal a little... just enough to make the light come on. :rick:
Oh...I more than tapped it!
I hate mofos like that. I would have moved if he came up behind me and kept his distance but he really put me over the edge riding my bumper like that. I was ready to beat some stunner a$$.
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i hooked up a switch to my boy's GS400's brake lights,..if someone is riding his ass he hits the switch and the brake lights come on even though he isnt hitting the brakes,..its good times to see people's faces when they freak out and hit their brakes
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^ Thats a good idea. I want to run some kind of nozzle under the rear bumper thats aimed upwards and will shoot out a clear oily type liquid all over their windshield so when they hit the wipers it just smears all over. 
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Originally Posted by yellowbastard
^ Thats a good idea. I want to run some kind of nozzle under the rear bumper thats aimed upwards and will shoot out a clear oily type liquid all over their windshield so when they hit the wipers it just smears all over.
you can aim the wiper squirt on your integra... just figure out a way to hook up a secondary reservoir :dunno:
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I hate when people ride your ass like that. One question though, if the highway was empty why were you in the left lane? I wish the US highways were more like the autobahn. People stay right and only go left to pass.
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Thats the Law up here in western Washington.... There are signs all over that say Stay right except to pass.
When I get my digi camera back ill take a picture of my windshield banner, it says SSAP OT TPECXE THGIR YATS in white across the top... I dont think I have to explain why its backwards...
When I get my digi camera back ill take a picture of my windshield banner, it says SSAP OT TPECXE THGIR YATS in white across the top... I dont think I have to explain why its backwards...