Old Nov 16, 2004 | 09:35 AM
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yellowbastard
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Default Dear young stunners in your dad's caddy..

I was driving down 64 East last night on my way home at about 75mph in the fast lane of a 3 lane highway when I see your improperly adjusted headlights come up behind me. Thank you for keeping the proper 2inches away from the rear of my bumper and riding me as if I was supposed to move out of your way on an empty highway. Those two lanes to the right of me were very inviting to you but you just kept on pushing me. I got over not to let you by..but to see what the f### your problem was. I come to find two 16yo stunners driving from the back seat of their daddies caddilac. Next time you should pull over to the side of the road like I asked you to.
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