So my buddy and I were hanging out at a local pub waiting for the Sox game to start, but it ended up getting rained out. we drank a couple of beers and he wanted to do something. Randomly out of the blue he says, "are there any strip clubs around?" Being a veteran of Montreal I reply that there are none that can match Montreal. We go to this place Mac 2s in Billerica Mass. its an 18+ club, they lost their liquor licence so they lowered the age to get in so its usually the highschool scene in there. Me and my buddy walk in and we must of smelled of money cause every girl was comming up to us asking for a dance.
now when you at a club and you get a dance they usually shoot the shit with you before the song starts. I find out that one of the strippers went to Phillips Academy in Andover Mass.(its a highschol that cost about $35,000/year) I went to Andover High which is not a bad school, but is nothing compared to Philips. I find it funny so I razz her about going to the super snobby school. I soon found out that she was the concert master(head violinist) of the schools orchestra.(Phillips has an amazing music program) Me being a musician I start to talk shop about music with her. I started asking her if she still plays, and sadly no. I kept on asking her why she didn't play, and she seem really impressed with my musical knoweldge. I was starting to think she was going to give me her number when she whipped out her cell phone randomly. I think I gave her a little bit of a gilt trip and she eventually excused her self. Oh how the mighty have fallen. It was great getting a dance as I said, "so this is Philips Academy's finest."

she was cute, but as far as strip club are concerned she's not that hot. I'm sure her parents think she was money well spent. :rofl:

 

I went to a strip club with a friend. It all started with me going out and trying to find a taco bell. Well i get a phone call and he was like yo you trying to go to the Rum Keg. I was like yea why not.

I picked him up and we get inside. So a chick is giving me a dance and she turns to me and was like.....why havent you called me and im like...:eh: so i was like what!!???
I was like when did you give me your number..she replied last month. Im :thinking: man the last time i was here was a month ago. I was like well look put your number in my phone and i'll get with you later. So she did and i havent called her yet.

The weird thing about this is the fact that I seen her before....I recognized her rear end :naughty: and i never asked for her number and she never gave me her number. She had me confused with another dude. Im thinking was she trying to run game on me or was she just that dumb. O well anyway i win cus i got a strippa number. I checked also and it is a legit number too. :dunno:

 

what are you waiting for, call up that stripper. I'd wait the 3 days and then give her a buzz and see if she wants to hang out. that's amost every guys dream to get with a stripper.

 

Funny, a friend just sent me an email asking if I'd be interested in his bachelor party part 2 :naughty:

 

At Peppermints? h:

 

Yea true. I think i'll give her a buzz tonite.

 

give us an update after you call her.

 

Ummm, no.

 

Umops dream is to finally beat Mike Tyson in Mike Tysons Punch out for nintendo. :chuckles:

 

that's why I said almost.