So my buddy and I were hanging out at a local pub waiting for the Sox game to start, but it ended up getting rained out. we drank a couple of beers and he wanted to do something. Randomly out of the blue he says, "are there any strip clubs around?" Being a veteran of Montreal I reply that there are none that can match Montreal. We go to this place Mac 2s in Billerica Mass. its an 18+ club, they lost their liquor licence so they lowered the age to get in so its usually the highschool scene in there. Me and my buddy walk in and we must of smelled of money cause every girl was comming up to us asking for a dance.
now when you at a club and you get a dance they usually shoot the shit with you before the song starts. I find out that one of the strippers went to Phillips Academy in Andover Mass.(its a highschol that cost about $35,000/year) I went to Andover High which is not a bad school, but is nothing compared to Philips. I find it funny so I razz her about going to the super snobby school. I soon found out that she was the concert master(head violinist) of the schools orchestra.(Phillips has an amazing music program) Me being a musician I start to talk shop about music with her. I started asking her if she still plays, and sadly no. I kept on asking her why she didn't play, and she seem really impressed with my musical knoweldge. I was starting to think she was going to give me her number when she whipped out her cell phone randomly. I think I gave her a little bit of a gilt trip and she eventually excused her self. Oh how the mighty have fallen. It was great getting a dance as I said, "so this is Philips Academy's finest."

she was cute, but as far as strip club are concerned she's not that hot. I'm sure her parents think she was money well spent. :rofl: