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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
By obligation card I thought you meant that because she did something for him he "owes" her something.

No, that by him doing something for her she "owes" him something.


Girls like that tend to end up permanently bowlegged.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
Yeah basically, unless the chick is totally busted, sets of the STD alarm, or is a psycho head case you know will call you 50 times a day and stand outside your your house crying and throwing stuff at your window drunk at 4am.
Obligation card players tend to fall into the last category. :nervous:
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
No, that by him doing something for her she "owes" him something.


Girls like that tend to end up permanently bowlegged.
Or with back problems from carry a mattress around on it.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
a psycho head case you know will call you 50 times a day and stand outside your your house crying and throwing stuff at your window drunk at 4am.
I would still do it...
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by tark_o
I would still do it...
Yeah, and when she showed up on your lawn you would just do her AGAIN. I have friends like you. LMAO.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
Yeah, and when she showed up on your lawn you would just do her AGAIN. I have friends like you. LMAO.
well depends on how long i didnt have sex... I just cant say no to girls, it really is a problem!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
I have a general rule I go by. Assume that this will be the last chance you have to get laid for at least a year. Picture yourself one year later with no sex. Would you be regretting the fact that you didn't pork her when you had the chance? If so, spurt that jizz all over her fat face my man. If not, then let it go.
Come December I will have hit my 1 year no secks mark. Born again virgin h:
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:36 AM
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Let me know when you guys are in with a urologist about your disease culture, I mean crotch.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by CRX_stg3
Come December I will have hit my 1 year no secks mark. Born again virgin h:
Ahh, so you see the wisdom of my teaching.

Remember, if all else fails....lower your standards!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
Let me know when you guys are in with a urologist about your disease culture, I mean crotch.
condoms... i never said i didnt protect myself! and i get tested regularly too
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