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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 08:32 AM
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If it ain't clean and you still wanna hit it, then double bag it and then pour some bleach down there before you go in. I mean you don't wanna wake up oneday and have this strange burning sensation when you pee.
spoken by someone who has never seen a naked women before except for those National Geographics he use to read in the library of his elementary school
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
sets of the STD alarm
Tip of the week: A girl who will have sex with you for helping her study sets off the STD alarm.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
Tip of the week: A girl who will have sex with you for helping her study sets off the STD alarm.
Your gonna wake up with your dick looking like a Oh Henry!
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
Tip of the week: A girl who will have sex with you for helping her study sets off the STD alarm.
I doubt the studying had much to do with it. She is attracted to him. My STD alarm goes off when chicks I just met are trying to stick their hands down my pants and stuff like that. If a girl wants me for me that's one thing, but if she doesnt' know me at all she just somebody, anybody. That turns me off and sets off the STD alarm.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 08:59 AM
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Chicks who use the 'obligation' card can't be trusted. End of story.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by BonzoAPD
spoken by someone who has never seen a naked women before except for those National Geographics he use to read in the library of his elementary school
Spoken like an ignorant fool who doesn't know anything. I don't feel the need to share the details of certain aspects of my life.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
Chicks who use the 'obligation' card can't be trusted. End of story.
No doubt, but where did that come from?
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted by axemansean
Spoken like an ignorant fool who doesn't know anything. I don't feel the need to share the details of certain aspects of my life.
or lack there of
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by v8guy
No doubt, but where did that come from?
Originally Posted by Dªv£
girl: thanks for helping me study for the test
girl: let me know if you want anything...i mean anything
That.
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Old Oct 8, 2004 | 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by qtiger
That.
By obligation card I thought you meant that because she did something for him he "owes" her something.
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