Joke of the Day 9/28/04
I still like honda's. :-/
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From: Gilbert, AZ
Originally Posted by Discosmurf
Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.
They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."
They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his deputy came into the barn. The sheriff told his deputy to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the sheriff asked him what he saw and the deputy yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The sheriff told him to find out what was in them, so the deputy kicked the first sack, which had the redhead in it. She went, "Bow-wow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a dog in it.
Then he kicked the sack with the brunette in it. She went, "Meow", so the deputy told the sheriff there was a cat in it.
Then he kicked the one with the blonde in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the blonde said, "Potatoes."
So OG it hurts.
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From: VA
I thought you were just going to post a picture of Bush. :rick:
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From: Wichita, KS, USA
Ob-gyn
A gynocologist, after many years of practicing, decided that it was time to change his profession. He decided to go back to school, while he was going to the course listings, the job of mechanic caught his eye. He thought to himself, "well when i was younger i always loved working on cars and thought once that i might of done this....".... So the next day came, he enrolled in the courses and started to train to be a mechanic. Several weeks of classes passed and the first major test came up. He took the test, praying he did his best, and then went home for the day. The next day the results were posted on the board and everyone stared at him as he walked up and read his results. Of 100 Points available, he scored 150? He questioned this immediately as the others gave scorning looks at him. He went up to the instructor and asked, "Sir, I think there might be an error, I scored 150, which no one else did, and it was on a test that only had 100 points available." The instucter quickly replied, "the score is correct, and yes only 100 points were available... I gave you the 50 points for taking apart the engine completly and correctly, and i gave you the 50 points for putting it back together completly and correctly..... and welll.. I sure as **** had to give you 50 extra for doing all that shit through the muffler........"
Lexus Tech y0!!
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From: CT
Originally Posted by Fatewolf
A gynocologist, after many years of practicing, decided that it was time to change his profession. He decided to go back to school, while he was going to the course listings, the job of mechanic caught his eye. He thought to himself, "well when i was younger i always loved working on cars and thought once that i might of done this....".... So the next day came, he enrolled in the courses and started to train to be a mechanic. Several weeks of classes passed and the first major test came up. He took the test, praying he did his best, and then went home for the day. The next day the results were posted on the board and everyone stared at him as he walked up and read his results. Of 100 Points available, he scored 150? He questioned this immediately as the others gave scorning looks at him. He went up to the instructor and asked, "Sir, I think there might be an error, I scored 150, which no one else did, and it was on a test that only had 100 points available." The instucter quickly replied, "the score is correct, and yes only 100 points were available... I gave you the 50 points for taking apart the engine completly and correctly, and i gave you the 50 points for putting it back together completly and correctly..... and welll.. I sure as **** had to give you 50 extra for doing all that shit through the muffler........"
i dont get it :thinking:
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From: Wichita, KS, USA
Originally Posted by JoePannone
i dont get it :thinking:
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Originally Posted by WiLL
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