Originally Posted by Fatewolf

A gynocologist, after many years of practicing, decided that it was time to change his profession. He decided to go back to school, while he was going to the course listings, the job of mechanic caught his eye. He thought to himself, "well when i was younger i always loved working on cars and thought once that i might of done this....".... So the next day came, he enrolled in the courses and started to train to be a mechanic. Several weeks of classes passed and the first major test came up. He took the test, praying he did his best, and then went home for the day. The next day the results were posted on the board and everyone stared at him as he walked up and read his results. Of 100 Points available, he scored 150? He questioned this immediately as the others gave scorning looks at him. He went up to the instructor and asked, "Sir, I think there might be an error, I scored 150, which no one else did, and it was on a test that only had 100 points available." The instucter quickly replied, "the score is correct, and yes only 100 points were available... I gave you the 50 points for taking apart the engine completly and correctly, and i gave you the 50 points for putting it back together completly and correctly..... and welll.. I sure as **** had to give you 50 extra for doing all that shit through the muffler........"