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Sep 14, 2004 | 10:58 AM

#41

HYBRID

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From: Bay Area

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discosmurf

Are you diseased?

not at all

Sep 14, 2004 | 10:58 AM

#42

snitches get stitches

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From: Portland, OR

Voice: What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you stand on one leg?
Guy: Ok!
Voice: Would you act like a monkey?
Guy: Sure! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Voice: Would you... Would you kill a man?
Guy: Uh.... well.... [Gunshot]

:rofl:

Sep 14, 2004 | 10:59 AM

#43

ISP James

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From: Syracuse, NY

Quote:

Originally Posted by 99civic_love

i'd rather have a pint of ben & jerry's

agreed.

Sep 14, 2004 | 11:01 AM

#44

HYBRID

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From: Bay Area

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Originally Posted by RB

:lmfao: :thumbup:

Sep 14, 2004 | 11:02 AM

#45

Discosmurf

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From: Maryland

Quote:

Originally Posted by HYBRID

not at all

Do you have any sores on your eyelids? Or acne?
Have you rubbed your face in feces within the last 24 hrs?
Has a dog farted in your face within the last 5 hrs?
Has a cat queefed near you within the last 8 hrs?
Do you wash your face with Oil of Olay?

If you have answered yes to one or more of these questions, then No. I will not be able to lick your face unless you have undergone special treatment in my Ultra Sonic Super X-Ray Ultra Violet Mega Defacalater