Originally Posted by HYBRID
not at all
Do you have any sores on your eyelids? Or acne?
Have you rubbed your face in feces within the last 24 hrs?
Has a dog farted in your face within the last 5 hrs?
Has a cat queefed near you within the last 8 hrs?
Do you wash your face with Oil of Olay?
If you have answered yes to one or more of these questions, then No. I will not be able to lick your face unless you have undergone special treatment in my Ultra Sonic Super X-Ray Ultra Violet Mega Defacalater