look i can tell by you previousposts(for teh noob) that you are either
to scared to go
tryin to show everybody that you now finally have the age to go
to scared to go alone
or askin us for our opinions so that if you actually go you won't feel like a NOOB like you are here (but when you go in you will try to act like youv'e been to a strip club but wont happen like that )


STOP makin stupid ass posts and new threads about shit like this and "GROW A PAIR" and just go and find out for your self

Also another thing stop tryin to hit on fellow HAN members when they are already spoken for and don't act like an ass when you do those kind of things really makes you sound like an idiot and an A**hole

friggen NOOB :slap::slap::rant:

p.s. you really irritate me

 

and i really don't think you even have the age to go

 

Get a real woman. She will let you do almost anything and you won't die of any horrid diseases.

 

:rofl: good idea. definitely no jeans and zippers. i might just show uup in running pants.

 

my friends took to me to a strip club on my b-day and the dancer was freaky as F**K, i was allowed to touch everywhere (tities, ass) and do whatever (suck on the tity) except for touching her pu-tang. i guess that was allowed cuz my friend did the same, but he asked her what is allowed and what isnt.
i did everything and it was obvious that touching her pu-tang wasnt allowed.
In chicago they wouldn't even allow me to touch the ass or the tities. it was a waste of money.

 

touching is essential. otherwise it's not worth the money

 

it's all about $$$...With 99% of the girls, you show them the proper amount of cash, and they'll do almost anything.

 

Sometimes it depends on how freaky/trashy the place is. I once went to a stripclub as a batchelor's outing and a friend gave me $20 to scope out some backroom "vip room" or whatever it was. Shortly after I walked in, some girl licked my face and another girl pushed me into a room and took my pants off. I proceeded to get the f outta there. :ugh:

 

you guys need to go to Canada. Montreal is off the hook, $10 "canadian" for a full contact dance. if you guys want to really touch there is this place right over the border called Club Rendouve', once they close the red curtin they list off the menu and everything is under $130. and yes they are all hot. come 8pm the hot shift comes in and Damm is all I have to say. I'd rather hit Montreal than Vegas, your dollar goes way further. I'd also recommend Teazers right off St. Cathrine's St. tell Nikita, and Marteen I said what's up.

I'm going back up soon for a buddy's batchelor party, hells yeah!

 

^ yup, yup.