Changing A Lightbulb.....
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Changing A Lightbulb.....
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
The Answer is SEVEN:
1) One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced,
2) one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3) one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4) one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5) one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6) one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7) and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
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How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one to actually change the bulb.
But you need at least a dozen people standing around talking about how good the old bulb was.
God preserve the Old Dominion.
It only takes one to actually change the bulb.
But you need at least a dozen people standing around talking about how good the old bulb was.
God preserve the Old Dominion.
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