Follow the format please:

1. List a natural diasaster.

2. A funny charcter (Not an existing 'character', but a character type)

3. List a creepy and/or dangerous profession.

4. List a creepy city.

5.List an enivormental, or scientific issue you feel strongly about.

6. List a unique method of murder or death.

7. List an obsession.

 

1. SF loma prieta earthquake 1989
2. :eh:
3. motorcycle racer
4. lost hills, ca
5. genetic cloning
6. cooked alive
7. fitness

 

1. tidal wave

2. sarcasm?

3. mortician

4. sleepy hollow

5. littering

6. ingestion/inhalation of difluoroethane

7. perfection

 

-earthquake
-comedian?
-undertaker
-oakland
-saving the rainforest
-getting shot in the butt with an arrow dipped in the tetralatoxin from a puffer fishes overies.
-collecting pogs

 

Here is my list for this:

1. List a natural diasaster.
Drought

2. A funny charcter (Not an existing 'character', but a character type)
Prostitute with a PHd in quantum physics

3. List a creepy and/or dangerous profession.
Mortician

4. List a creepy city.
Portland, Oregon (I live here so trust me on this one)

5.List an enivormental, or scientific issue you feel strongly about.
Depletion of the ozone layer and its impact on the migratory patterns of the wombat

6. List a unique method of murder or death.
Strapped to a table with a cage of rats with a leather floor positioned over the stomach. On top of the cage is a bed of coals that slowly lowers causing the rats to eat through the leather into the stomach. The person literally watches the rats eat them alive until finally a lung is punctured causing death. can last hours depending on the rate the coals are descending. ( I am really not this morbid though)

7. List an obsession.
Video Games

 

1-Tsunami
2-wit
3-port-o-potty cleaner
4-Salt Lake City
5-abortion
6-old age
7-my appearance/self consciousness


:dunno:

 

purpose of this was?

 

edit:
2. sarcastic interweb geek

 

1. The SF quake of 89
2. A fat personal trainer
3. Fighter pilot
4. Castro District of SF :eek3:
5. Human Cloning
6. Death by stoning
7. Speed.

 

1. 89 quake in SF

2. a blind veteran who can still write on cardboard and beg for money/food

3. secret service

4. racoon city

5. asteroids in route for earth

6. licking poisonous envelopes

7. jessica alba